is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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