come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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