He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
