I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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