Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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