My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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