i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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