I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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