Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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