She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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