yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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