oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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