My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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