I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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