words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You've changed since you got that strap on
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
