I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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