conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
