Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just want nice things and good sex
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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