Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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