so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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