Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
So. Much. Porn.
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