Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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