Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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