no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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