your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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