Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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