Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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