he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
