just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I need to stop coming to work sober
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize