i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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