and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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