so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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