eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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