she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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