i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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