I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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