idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He shit in the fireplace
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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