I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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