I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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