ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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