Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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