I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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