the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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