I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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