It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
