Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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