I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
