this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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