Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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