I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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