I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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