last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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