please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Small penises have feelings too.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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