A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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